Parents Just Don’t Understand

“The next half hour was the same old thing, My mother buying me clothes from 1963.  And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate.  I asked for Adidas and she bought me Zips.”…

I Wish

“I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a…